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    I recently attended a health screening hosted by the labor union to which I am a member of. They do this every year. What I do is register ahead of time. On the day of the fair, my wife and I go to the union hall. They have it set up where members sign in upon arrival. The hall room is partitioned off, where one part has kiosks set up with information regarding physical fitness, dental, vision, and mental health as well as a few drawings for prizes. Also, they have tables set up with donuts, bagels, juice, coffee, and fruit as well as tables to eat. The other part that is partitioned off is where they draw the blood of member’s and their spouse’s, which sent out to a lab for screening. We partake in this event annually because it sheds a substantial amount of money off of our health insurance deductible. So my wife and I sign in and take a seat. We have our youngest child with us (1 1/2 years old) because we have to take him for a doctor’s office visit immediately afterwards. Soon after we take our seats to wait for the blood draw, a younger small blond lady comes out and called out “Mrs. Kuckledragger.” Off my wife goes behind the partition with her, as this is the person who is to draw her blood. I’m now sitting with my son in my lap, already thinking “please don’t stick me with a nigger,” and just a few moments later, an extremely fat, ugly sheeboon comes out and calls out for “Mr. Knuckledragger.” “Oh fuck,” I’m thinking as my heart starts racing. No way do I want Drunkeesha sticking me with needles and apetemting to draw blood from me. I start to fall into a panic mode as I follow that sow back behind the partition. “What do I say,” I’m thinking. “How do I get out of this? I can’t say ‘no way will I let some damn nigger stick me with a needle!’” As I walk to the blood draw area, I see my wife seated at a table with the young blond lady. She has a big smile on her face. “Yeah, real funny,” I’m thinking. And then she mouths to me “I love you,” and makes a kissy face at me. So the nice blond lady tells Drunkeesha, “hey, I’m going to take Mr. Knuckedragger too, this way him and his wife can take turns and look after their baby.” “YESSSSS!” I’m thinking. God I love that woman soooooo much. She really saved my ass there with some quick thinking. So I was able to avoid the groid and had the nice young blond lady take care of the both of us. And she was very nice, and sweet, and caring. You can really tell by talking with her for the short time we did. And again, ladies and gentlemen, my lovely, beautiful and talented wife was, as usual, is the shining superstar. I later told her about how much I love her and I owe her big time.
    “Melanzanas, they stink!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knuckedragger View Post
    I recently attended a health screening hosted by the labor union to which I am a member of. They do this every year. What I do is register ahead of time. On the day of the fair, my wife and I go to the union hall. They have it set up where members sign in upon arrival. The hall room is partitioned off, where one part has kiosks set up with information regarding physical fitness, dental, vision, and mental health as well as a few drawings for prizes. Also, they have tables set up with donuts, bagels, juice, coffee, and fruit as well as tables to eat. The other part that is partitioned off is where they draw the blood of member’s and their spouse’s, which sent out to a lab for screening. We partake in this event annually because it sheds a substantial amount of money off of our health insurance deductible. So my wife and I sign in and take a seat. We have our youngest child with us (1 1/2 years old) because we have to take him for a doctor’s office visit immediately afterwards. Soon after we take our seats to wait for the blood draw, a younger small blond lady comes out and called out “Mrs. Kuckledragger.” Off my wife goes behind the partition with her, as this is the person who is to draw her blood. I’m now sitting with my son in my lap, already thinking “please don’t stick me with a nigger,” and just a few moments later, an extremely fat, ugly sheeboon comes out and calls out for “Mr. Knuckledragger.” “Oh fuck,” I’m thinking as my heart starts racing. No way do I want Drunkeesha sticking me with needles and apetemting to draw blood from me. I start to fall into a panic mode as I follow that sow back behind the partition. “What do I say,” I’m thinking. “How do I get out of this? I can’t say ‘no way will I let some damn nigger stick me with a needle!’” As I walk to the blood draw area, I see my wife seated at a table with the young blond lady. She has a big smile on her face. “Yeah, real funny,” I’m thinking. And then she mouths to me “I love you,” and makes a kissy face at me. So the nice blond lady tells Drunkeesha, “hey, I’m going to take Mr. Knuckedragger too, this way him and his wife can take turns and look after their baby.” “YESSSSS!” I’m thinking. God I love that woman soooooo much. She really saved my ass there with some quick thinking. So I was able to avoid the groid and had the nice young blond lady take care of the both of us. And she was very nice, and sweet, and caring. You can really tell by talking with her for the short time we did. And again, ladies and gentlemen, my lovely, beautiful and talented wife was, as usual, is the shining superstar. I later told her about how much I love her and I owe her big time.
    Your Wife sounds like a Quick thinking Gem.

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