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    There was a major chess tournament in Niggadelphia this weekend (World Open) that had large prize money (even low-rated players can win their section and win $5K-10K).

    Unlike most chess tournaments, this one brings in the niggers because of the large prize money. It's disgusting. Niggers think that because they can beat all the other niggers in the prison cellblock, they must be good at chess. They even enter sections for only high-rated players, despite having beginner ratings themselves (equivalent to maybe a human five year old).

    And they're absolutely awful. Chess is about visualization and evaluating future chess positions in your head. The nigger's ape brain can only process the here-and-now. The only reason they could win in prison was because they memorize five-move trick openings that only work against absolute beginners or other niggers.

    However, serious chess players that play in tournaments don't fall for stupid opening tricks. It was comical how the nigger I got paired against tried its dumb trap opening, I easily stopped it, then it had no idea what to do and made comical mistakes because of its lack of ability to plan ahead. I quickly checkmated it. Then like all other niggers it got angry, spoke some indecipherable niggerbabble and stormed out of the room.

    The thing is, an easy victory against a simple nigger doesn't help your rating, because they're so low-rated in the first place so you don't get a ratings boost like you would playing against a human at your same rating. It was not fun at all and worst of all I had to smell its niggerstench the whole time.

    Now goddamn niggers are ruining what you'd think is an exclusive little hobby! Is nothing safe from the nigger?
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    I used to play chess at school and loved watching a nigger try and learn basic moves. The pawns were easy for it to learn because they could easily understand the one/two move forward or diagonal move. When it wanted to take an opponent's piece, it would either flick the opponent's piece off the board or smash its pawn on the other piece and make a stupid nigger laugh.

    Also, it could not get its head round the knight's move - and had a little note book that showed possible positions. That was funny!

    Castling - that was a definite 'no-no'. It would always be aksing "Can I castle here?" even though the pieces were all over the place.

    I think it stayed a week in the chess club and then fucked off.

    Niggers have no concept of forward-thinking or strategy, unless of course, if it's thieving or raping or shooting and then it's in its element.

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    Zero grandmaster niggers should tell you something!

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    But isn't chess raciss? You know, black against white?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marse Jim View Post
    ....Now goddamn niggers are ruining what you'd think is an exclusive little hobby! Is nothing safe from the nigger?
    Surely if they just had a nominal $10 fee to enter it would not deter the humans - but no shitskin is going to spend a whole TEN DOLLUH to play chess when there will be a KFC within shucking distance.
    Fiduciam occaecat, paenitet in aeternum
    (Trust a black, regret it forever)

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    Maybe dey thought it was "chest" and be ooking for sum udders.
    "The Negro is a wise and noble race who carries themselves with a quiet dignity", said no one, ever.

    One day niggers will only be found in museums and fossil beds.

    Give a hungry nigger a fish, you've fed him for a day;
    Let him starve to death and you can forget about him forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MazMan View Post

    I think it stayed a week in the chess club and then fucked off.
    He only did it so years later when he got deleted by the po-leeece, his mammy could say "He was a goot boi, was inda chest club ansheeit. I needz uh huntred gozillion dolluhs froms da city"
    Send them back!!

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    Someone will notice that niggers do not win as much money playing chess as humans.

    Then it will be discovered that chess is racist.
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    Why do niggers have so many outstanding warrants? ==> Click for answer

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    I can't even play chess and I'm pretty smart. I could just never remember the moves.

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    Dumbass niggers probably "think" chess is the same as checkers but wif funny-lookin' horsey pieces an' sheeit.
    Crime statistics prove... A nigger's gonna do what a nigger's gonna do.

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