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Old 11-18-2008, 11:56 AM
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Genesis 269

And lo God createth the first man he calleth Adam,the first woman the Lord calleth Eve. That same day the Devil createth the first gorilla nose and he calleth him Dequain Keshon, and the first gorilla noseth sow and the Devil did calleth her Rekeisha. And the Devil spake thus, " Dequain and Rekeish knoweth this I have markethed thee that thou havest gorilla noses,lips as unto a Texas Biscuit, a black ass,kinky hair like unto wool and a smelleth most evil so that all who seeeth thee knowest thou are truly gorilla nosed niggers. And Dequain and Rekeisha did sayest,"Lawrd hab mercy chile!"

Genesis 351

And in those days Cain and Able worketh their fields and flocks, and did earneth their prosperity by sweat of their brow. Lo and behold the children of Dequain Keshon and Rekeisha wert many for the gorilla noses hath reproduceth like unto roaches. And their gorilla nosed kind did telleth Cain and Able, we shalt worketh not for thou being of lighter skin oweth us, for we were created later than thee.
Can and Able did therein respondeth,"Getteth thy black asses away frometh us lest we shew thee that we holdeth thee back not, but shalt hoisteth thee upon the nearest tree. And lo the Gorilla noses did weep and sayest, "Damn we shalt havest to work or we shalt be hoisted up a tree, let us pray goeth to Africa wherest we shalt have to worketh not." And lo the Gorilla noses did flee unto Africa and Adam,Eve and all their generations were filled with delight that there wert no gorilla nosed niggers in their midst, that stealeth, lieth, reproduceth like unto roaches,and smellest most evil.

Proverbs 936

As a man beith like unto a gorilla so beist a gorilla noseth negroe liketh unto an ape. As man calleth a thing, a gorilla noseth negroe beith as close to a man as to ape, closeth, but not equal,and again no cigar for the gorilla noseth. AMEN

Proverbs 1196

And lo shouldst thou seeth a gorilla nose in thy midst, knowest that thou wilt surely be robbed,raped, looted,or killed. Therefore let ye keepeth a rope and a tall tree unto thee, that the evil of the gorilla noseth be contained by hoisting. Let those gorilla noses who seeth this thing done sayest unto thee,
"Lawrd hab mercy looks whats dey done to dat nigger!" And the evil of the gorilla noses shalt be kept from thee in this way. AMEN

Proverbs 1573
If thou shalt ecountereth a gorilla noseth negroe and it speakest thusly unto thee, " Giveth me a doller!", thou shalt wacketh the gorilla nose upon his shin with thy staff, using all thy might. Thou shalt wacketh the gorilla noseth upon its shin until it leaveth thee with great haste. If the gorilla noseth sayest "Dat is be raycisim", thou shalt have the gorilla noseth caned until the ass of the gorilla noseth smoketh like unto a hot fire. Let there be much eeking and ooking as the gorilla noseth ass shalt begin to glow most hotly.
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If thou shalt ecountereth a gorilla noseth negroe and it speakest thusly unto thee, " Giveth me a doller!", thou shalt wacketh the gorilla nose upon his shin with thy staff, using all thy might. Thou shalt wacketh the gorilla noseth upon its shin until it leaveth thee with great haste. If the gorilla noseth sayest "Dat is be raycisim", thou shalt have the gorilla noseth caned until the ass of the gorilla noseth smoketh like unto a hot fire. Let there be much eeking and ooking as the gorilla noseth ass shalt begin to glow most hotly.


I am going to remember this one and quote it the next time some borowing Nigger comes to my door!
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I am going to remember this one and quote it the next time some borowing Nigger comes to my door!
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