Obama gets drunk and picks up a hooker (TNB).....

[noeggplant]

When they get back to her apartment, she undresses, lays on the bed and says, "OK Obama baby...show me what you do best."

So Obama grabs the TV and runs out the door.

[Herr Groobee]

I'm sorry but that's true about all niggers..

[Agent of Change]

Naw, obongo would beat the shit out of the hooker just like marchin' looter koon did his last day on earth.

A nigger that was there says it's true, as well as an FBI bug that has the whole thing recorded on tape.

But of course the Freedom of Information Act doesn't apply to mlk.
The government refuses to release the tape, even though it was forty years ago.