Brass Rat
A guy walks into a Chinese curio shop and asks the owner about a brass rat on the shelf, the owner says it's $ 20 and $ 5 for the instructions. The guy had $ 20 and said he'll come back tomorrow and buy the instructions, so he buys the rat and he's walking home with it under his arm and notices a couple rats following him he turns the corner and now there's a hundred rats behind him, he keeps walking and suddenly there's thousands of rats following him, rats everywhere. He makes to the ocean and throws the rat into the water and all the rats jump into the ocean and drown. The next day he goes back to the curio shop and the owner says ah now you want the instructions, the guy says no but I'll take that brass nigger you got there.
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