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Old 11-10-2008, 05:12 PM
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Id like to share some more scriptures from my old special edition family Bible:

Leviticus 264.48 chapter 12 verse 113 article 57 line 401

Thou shalt not permit a gorilla nosed negroe to live with thee, in thy business, schools, work places, city, nation or state. Whoevereth sayest that it is equality,bring the gorilla nose in, let his ass be stroked with a cane until it bleeds and the cane be blooded. A gorilla nose in a human habitation is an invitation to scumness, crime and an abomination unto the Lord thy God.

Exodus 37.46

Now that thou hast left the land of Egypt in Africa,let there be rejoicing in all hearts for I the Lord shalt shew thee a new land wherefore there cannot be found a single gorilla nose! For the Lord is merciful and knoweth that niggers in Egypt and Africa wert a pain in thy nether region.

Romans 124.65

For there came into Rome some nasty Nubian gorilla nosed apes, and the Praetor sayeth," Damn lets us be rid of these gorilla nosed apes by giving them unto the lions in the arena, that the lions shalt grow fat on their carcases!" And Lo on the day the nubian gorilla noses were sent in to face the lions a miracle occured. A he lion sniffed the gorilla noses and spoke unto the praetor saying," A lion beith not a man, but even unto us the musky negroe odor of these gorilla noses makest us vomit, we shalt eatest them not!" The praetor then had the nubian gorilla noses scrubbethed until the stinketh was lessensd, and then did have venison rubbed to and fro upon the gorilla noses. Again a miracle occured when the nubian gorilla noses wert sent into the arena. A he lion sniffed the gorilla noses and spake thus" That beith more liketh it!! And the nubians were consumed, and the lions didst grow fat upon the gorilla noses. AMEN

Acts 362

Once there wast a man who unwisely rented his extra house unto some gorilla noses. When they had failed to payeth the rent for the third month in a row the honest land lord cried out unto the Lord, " Canst thy helpest me with these gorilla noses, for they payeth not rent, they stinketh up my house with musky gorilla nose odor, destroyeth my house, leaveth papers, and colt malt liquor cans all overeth my property?" And the Lord causethed a miracle to occur, a great pillar of fire rained down from the heavens and the gorilla noses, the papers on the lawn, the colt malt liquor cans were roasted to provide a sweet savour unto the Lord and the house was untouched. The heavenly fire consumethed all including the musky negroe odor of the gorilla noses. The honest land lord rejoiced that his house was cleansedeth of the musky negroe odor, and he was able to renteth his house to humans, with a sign that readeth "white only".

Job 564
And the lord sayeth, Job if thou shouldst ever again consorteth with a gorilla nose this is the merest tasteth of what I shalt doest unto thee.
And Job spoke unto the Lord saying, " If I shouldst ever been seen with a gorilla nosed negroe may my ass be caned until it smoketh!"

Psalm 472
If thou should seest a gorilla nose hanging in a tree thou wilt say," Damn another gorilla nosed ape hath committed suicide, let us rejoice!"
Be not in a hurry to removest the gorilla nose for it is an abomination that it not stay suspended for a week, wherefore all gorilla noses seeing same might sayest, " Lo we must watcheth our asses lest we also be suspended!".
And ghetto scum shouldst be be kept from thy neighborhood forever, AMEN!

Psalm 475
If thou should seest a gorilla nose in chains that floateth in a river or lake, thou shalt exclaim." Lo another gorilla nose who stoleth more chains than it could carry, and then drowndeth."

Ill share some more of my special edition Bible verses with you all later!
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:31 PM
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Id like to share some more scriptures from my old special edition family Bible:

Leviticus 264.48 chapter 12 verse 113 article 57 line 401

Thou shalt not permit a gorilla nosed negroe to live with thee, in thy business, schools, work places, city, nation or state. Whoevereth sayest that it is equality,bring the gorilla nose in, let his ass be stroked with a cane until it bleeds and the cane be blooded. A gorilla nose in a human habitation is an invitation to scumness, crime and an abomination unto the Lord thy God.

Exodus 37.46

Now that thou hast left the land of Egypt in Africa,let there be rejoicing in all hearts for I the Lord shalt shew thee a new land wherefore there cannot be found a single gorilla nose! For the Lord is merciful and knoweth that niggers in Egypt and Africa wert a pain in thy nether region.

Romans 124.65

For there came into Rome some nasty Nubian gorilla nosed apes, and the Praetor sayeth," Damn lets us be rid of these gorilla nosed apes by giving them unto the lions in the arena, that the lions shalt grow fat on their carcases!" And Lo on the day the nubian gorilla noses were sent in to face the lions a miracle occured. A he lion sniffed the gorilla noses and spoke unto the praetor saying," A lion beith not a man, but even unto us the musky negroe odor of these gorilla noses makest us vomit, we shalt eatest them not!" The praetor then had the nubian gorilla noses scrubbethed until the stinketh was lessensd, and then did have venison rubbed to and fro upon the gorilla noses. Again a miracle occured when the nubian gorilla noses wert sent into the arena. A he lion sniffed the gorilla noses and spake thus" That beith more liketh it!! And the nubians were consumed, and the lions didst grow fat upon the gorilla noses. AMEN

Acts 362

Once there wast a man who unwisely rented his extra house unto some gorilla noses. When they had failed to payeth the rent for the third month in a row the honest land lord cried out unto the Lord, " Canst thy helpest me with these gorilla noses, for they payeth not rent, they stinketh up my house with musky gorilla nose odor, destroyeth my house, leaveth papers, and colt malt liquor cans all overeth my property?" And the Lord causethed a miracle to occur, a great pillar of fire rained down from the heavens and the gorilla noses, the papers on the lawn, the colt malt liquor cans were roasted to provide a sweet savour unto the Lord and the house was untouched. The heavenly fire consumethed all including the musky negroe odor of the gorilla noses. The honest land lord rejoiced that his house was cleansedeth of the musky negroe odor, and he was able to renteth his house to humans, with a sign that readeth "white only".

Job 564
And the lord sayeth, Job if thou shouldst ever again consorteth with a gorilla nose this is the merest tasteth of what I shalt doest unto thee.
And Job spoke unto the Lord saying, " If I shouldst ever been seen with a gorilla nosed negroe may my ass be caned until it smoketh!"

Psalm 472
If thou should seest a gorilla nose hanging in a tree thou wilt say," Damn another gorilla nosed ape hath committed suicide, let us rejoice!"
Be not in a hurry to removest the gorilla nose for it is an abomination that it not stay suspended for a week, wherefore all gorilla noses seeing same might sayest, " Lo we must watcheth our asses lest we also be suspended!".
And ghetto scum shouldst be be kept from thy neighborhood forever, AMEN!

Psalm 475
If thou should seest a gorilla nose in chains that floateth in a river or lake, thou shalt exclaim." Lo another gorilla nose who stoleth more chains than it could carry, and then drowndeth."

Ill share some more of my special edition Bible verses with you all later!
Himmler, you're a genius!

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Thats some funny shit!
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himmler, you're a genius!

naw im just a really mean honkey, see the previous one about finding an old family bible for more of the same!
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Default LOL Pissing my pant this is so funny.

Dropping to the floor pissing my pants this is so funny. This stuff really should be published! Your Brillant!
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Dropping to the floor pissing my pants this is so funny. This stuff really should be published! Your Brillant!
Sorry about the pissing part,just thoought Id lighten your day. I did do another of my special edition bible excerpts, but change pants first I beg thee!
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Ha Hah Ha Hah Ha HA Let me go changith thy pants , " funny shit "
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Lo another gorilla nose who stoleth more chains than it could carry, and then drowndeth.
Now THAT is funny!

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Himmler SS,

I wouldts beth honered to join your covenant and rejoice in tho gorilla nosed negroe freeth zone. AMEN!
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Well Done HimmlerSS , Muh Dickith Be Humbled by your ritcheous words and sheet.
Yea ,as I walk through the valley of niggers, I shall fear no chimpout, For I am the human,
Thou hast been created in Gods image, Through Gods will, niggers will melt and cease to exist.
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