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Old 11-14-2008, 03:09 PM
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An Lo even tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shalt fear no gorilla noses, for my 45 and my pit bulls art with me. Surely a gorilla nose would shitteth his pants before he annoyest me,(for my pit bulls hateth gorilla noses and their odor and wilt bitteth the hell out of them). My 45 comforteth me and I rejoiceth that I haveth extra ammo and magazines.....AMEN!
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:30 AM
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I ran into some of those nigger jews in a chat room the other day, They found out I was highly skilled in the scriptures. They tried to give me a biblical history lesson in the OT of how they are Jews starting from Adam. I quoted scriptures From Adam to modern day jews and how they take versus out of context. 1. The jews in biblical times and Jews today who follow the Biblical teaching keep the ten Commandments. DO Niggers? 2. They observe dietary laws. Do Niggers?. 3. Jews Have strict rules of worship and objects in the temple. Do Niggers?. 4.Where is thier temple as described in the bible?.
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Old 11-15-2008, 02:27 PM
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Well Done HimmlerSS , Muh Dickith Be Humbled by your ritcheous words and sheet.
Yea ,as I walk through the valley of niggers, I shall fear no chimpout, For I am the human,
Thou hast been created in Gods image, Through Gods will, niggers will melt and cease to exist.
Damn you Dragon,now I'm going to drive to work with the look of suppressed laughter on my face.People are going to think I'm nuts.
Thanks for the laugh anyways!
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:40 AM
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My Bible say "Thou shall not commit beastiality with niggers" and "Thou shall not live like the wild monkey beasts in Africa with nappy hair and small dicks"
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:27 PM
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The Lord spake unto Moses in the tent of meetingin the desert of Sinai. " Take cenus of all Humans in the Isralite community and verily let no nigger beast be amongst them. List all names and seperate the , jamals, terrels, laquishas, la' veetarinas, and all such names of vile niggery.
You and Aaron are to number by their divisions all niggers over twenty years of age. Those shall hang by the mighty fig tree. Yea, all fruit shall rot on the tree thoust hang ye niggers, remember it is punishment for bringing the lowly coon to my Holy land for free labour. Did thoust not think such an act would only leadeth to TNB? As for niggers under twenty they shall be boiled in the cheapest oil that ye can attain." So sayest the Lord.
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Old 11-17-2008, 01:50 AM
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Himmler, you must find the movie "The Green Pastures" or the book it was based on, Ol' Man Adam an' His Chillun, by Roark Bradford.

Just do it; as soon as you see either one you'll know what I mean.

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Let dey be firmament! An' I don't mean no little bitty dab o' firmament, neither, 'cause Ize sick an' tired o' runnin' out of it when we needs it! Let dey be a whole mess o' firmament!
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