"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, nigger."

[Mr. Spook]

No,it's a waste of good human piss.

[FFTEX]

No I would not piss on one. It is a waste of good piss. I would however piss around the nigger so a brush fire does not occur.

[GutShotApe]

A nigger on fire isn't just a hypothetical scenario.

I recall watching a Mythbusters-type TV show that was looking into spontaneous human combustion...do people burst into flames, true or false?

There was a case they showed involving a big, fat nigger Aunt Jemima type (I know, not human) that burned to death in its recliner/rocker.

It wasn't spontaneous combustion, however.

Apparently the sheboon got drunk then passed out holding a lit cigarette.

The cigarette caught the armrest on fire which burned very slowly...and the heat of the smouldering fire rendered the nigger grease from the fat mammy's arm & leg and part of its flabby side & back...which in turn continued the low-intensity fire which created more rendered oil as it burned away.

The fire eventually went out without spreading to anything else and the next day all that was left was about half a carcass...the rest consumed by fire.

[neon90424]

Originally Posted by GutShotApe

A nigger on fire isn't just a hypothetical scenario.

I recall watching a Mythbusters-type TV show that was looking into spontaneous human combustion...do people burst into flames, true or false?

There was a case they showed involving a big, fat nigger Aunt Jemima type (I know, not human) that burned to death in its recliner/rocker.

It wasn't spontaneous combustion, however.

Apparently the sheboon got drunk then passed out holding a lit cigarette.

The cigarette caught the armrest on fire which burned very slowly...and the heat of the smouldering fire rendered the nigger grease from the fat mammy's arm & leg and part of its flabby side & back...which in turn continued the low-intensity fire which created more rendered oil as it burned away.

The fire eventually went out without spreading to anything else and the next day all that was left was about half a carcass...the rest consumed by fire.

You just made me think of my fireplace full niggers making a wonderfull bonfire....

I would piss on a nigger...but probably because I would be laughing so hard at the nigger on fire turning into coal that I would piss myself and the nigger because of the proximity.

[MikeA46996]

I would look the burning nigger right in its yellow eyes as I pissed next to it and smiled.

TOM.... we need a burning nigger smiley!!!