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"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, nigger."

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View Poll Results: Would you piss on a nigger if it was on fire?
Yes 7 10.00%
No 63 90.00%
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Old 09-22-2008, 05:51 PM
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Here's why I said I'd piss on one. Picture this.

Following his latest acquittal, "Glove don't fit" chimpson celebrates with a 40-hour coke jag. Speeding through my neighborhood in his Lexus on the way to buy more coke, chimpson loses control on a curve and flips the car. He's thrown out and pinned under the wreckage, not badly injured but pretty well soaked in gasoline. Just as I approach, the fuel hits a scrap of hot metal and whoosh, chimpson is in flames from his chest to his loafers.

chimpson shrieks in animal agony, which is so much fun to watch that I almost forget that I was on my way to the bathroom when I heard the crash and came outside.

chimpson is out of breath from screaming and finally passes out from the agony of 3rd-degree burns. So I give that nappy head of his a good rinse, and presto, chimpson's awake again! And the cranky boy is in an even worse mood than before! Doesn't even thank me!

Sure enough, a moment later he passes out again in pain, and not a moment too soon because it was starting to ache, holding back the next--ahh, there you go boy, right in the ear, then the eye, then--hold still nigger, you're making it very difficult for me to help you!

I never said I'd put out the fire.
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:27 PM
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niggers are such lowly creatures, such a lowly creature isnt even worthy of recieving my bodily fluids, however, i would pour diesel fuel on a nig (it burns slower and longer) nope second thought i wouldnt diesel is too expensive... nope if it was burning i would watch im sure there is enough grease and oil on it to keep it going for a while....
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:41 PM
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I said yes because I will never miss a chance to wee wee on a nig nig.

Can you dig it?!
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:41 PM
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No, but I'd be tempted to put out the fire with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:27 AM
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Interesting question. My response:
(1) I would not piss on a nigger to save its life.
(2) I would piss on a nigger on general principles and to make a statement....
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:58 AM
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I'd save the piss, then grab a stick, and make some smores!
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Old 09-26-2008, 05:47 PM
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I'd try to beat the fire out with a pick axe.
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:00 AM
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I wouldn't piss on a nigger, might get in the way of some cow...

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Old 10-09-2008, 02:24 AM
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I wouldn't piss on it's teeth if it's gums were on fire. However I might throw some more gas on its ass!

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Old 10-09-2008, 02:47 AM
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I would piss on him, just not enough to put out the fire.

I like having my cake and eating it too.
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