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Old 11-16-2008, 04:42 PM
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Ok I have to give a little background here first bare with me.

Myself and 4 friends that ride together decided to go out for breakfast Saturday morning. Myself 6'1" 275lbs shaved head, Friend 1 6'3" 250 or so shaved head 88 tattooed on the back of his head,friend 2 Charlie Manson look-a-like, friend 3 5'10" 200 or so shaved head, friend 4 6'9" 350 plus shaved head all 14 words tattooed on the back of his head. A bunch of Nigger hating Bikers..

So anyway we go to Ryan's at about 7:00am it is a buffet and they are normally pretty nigger free before 10 am or so. We walk in are seated by an attractive young waitress, get our coffee then proceed with breakfast. About 15 mins into our meal 8 Nigger bucks and 5 Sheboons stroll in noisy as fuck(stoned or drunk I'm sure) The waitress realized it would not be a good choice to seat them near us so it was still a pretty good morning. Myself & Tiny(6'9" guy) go up to the buffet (thats how we keep our trim petite figures) and are getting round 2 when this Nigger buck bumps into Tiny. Now being the civilized people we are he just looks at me and has that thats 1 look. The Nigger turns and says Dayum Mutha Fucka watch wear your fat ass be steppin and shit. I realize this is #2 and walk between Tiny and the Nigger we head back to our seats when I get my ass chewed for "protecting the Nigger"(In my defense I just did'nt want to go to jail yesterday morning).

We finish our meal leave a nice tip for the waitress and head out. Just happens that the nigger buck and his boys decide to follow us out and confront YT. mistake #3 incase your keeping track. TNB follows as the one that bumped Tiny says we ain't fraid your hillbilly cracka ass thinks yous better then me YT? Long story short 3 niggers arrested, 5 taken by ambulance. 5 white guys almost arrested until they looked at the resturaunts security cameras. I asked for a copy of the tapes and was told they were evidence and could not have a copy. I just wanted to post them on youtube or somewhere. The funniest part of the whole thing was when the sheboons came out as their boys were getting their asses handed to them. Total I was actually hit by a donut I believe. Funny as shit.

Running total for the morning was YT: $42.58 for breakfast $5.00 a peice tip.

Niggers: 5 ambulance rides, 3 police car rides 13 outstanding warrants between 6 of the bucks, 2 sheboons arrested on outstanding warrants, plus whatever they paid for breakfast.

Total YT 1 Niggers -34


All in all a good morning.

Side note: they have really thick skulls and for some reason every bone in my hands hurt.( I am sure they are two unrelated events )

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Old 11-16-2008, 04:53 PM
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I learned in my youth not to punch them in the head. I go for the neck and collarbone with knees,elbows and wrists 2nd.
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Old 11-16-2008, 06:13 PM
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Total YT 1 Niggers -34

LOL


Great Job! Well done!

You've got some big friends too. 6'9'' 350?! Holy crap! How many niggers did he take out? Or was it just a collective beating shared among friends? *ahem* I mean a collective self defense among friends?
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Old 11-16-2008, 06:25 PM
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Thank you, kinsman. I love a story with a happy ending.
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Old 11-16-2008, 07:13 PM
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Only a nigger, armed with its retard strength and tiny mind, would go after a bunch of big tough skinheads. I commend you!
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Old 11-16-2008, 07:19 PM
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Mike, you just made my day.

Love the avatar, BTW. I had suggested that very thing if Curious George got elected.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:23 PM
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very nice! good to hear niggers got what they deserved! wish could happen everyday all the time
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:10 PM
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That was one of the best breakfast stories I've ever head. My favorite part was the part where 5 niggers got ambulance rides.

The thing that I don't get is why would 8 niggers try something with 5 white men? Niggers like better odds than that.


Ohhh..... now I get it...

5 is 2 above 3 and since most niggers can't count past 3, they figured the odds were in their favor!
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Old 11-17-2008, 10:03 PM
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I wish I was there to witness this literal nigger bashing! I would've brought a lawn chair, a camera, and some popcorn.

And you know its going to be an awesome fight if one of the combatants is named Tiny. I also wonder how many niggas Mr. Tiny busted

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Old 11-17-2008, 10:30 PM
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Just happens that the nigger buck and his boys decide to follow us out and confront YT.
These niggers are getting mighty uppity since Obongo has been selected.

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Niggers: 5 ambulance rides, 3 police car rides 13 outstanding warrants between 6 of the bucks, 2 sheboons arrested on outstanding warrants, plus whatever they paid for breakfast.

Total YT 1 Niggers -34



All in all a good morning.
HAHAHAHA!

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I was actually hit by a donut I believe.
Those niggers started throwing donuts?

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